Generate a random Guardian headline!

I have created a script that generates a random Guardian headline based on a number of headline formats that I kept coming across whilst reading their articles. It's so accurate you might actually find some real articles with similar headlines to the ones the script generates, such as these ones.

Generate Headline

(And no, we're not going to beg for your money at the bottom of each page. We're not The Guardian.)

Designed and developed by Calum Childs.