Generate a RANDOM Daily Mail headline!

I have created a script that generates a random Daily Mail headline based on a number of headline formats that I kept coming across whilst reading their articles. It's so accurate you might actually find some real articles with similar headlines to the ones the script generates,

Generate Headline

(And no, we don't have a bot-filled comment section. We're not the Daily Mail.)
Designed and developed by Calum Childs.